Tumblr (3.0; @wernerpants)http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/<p><img height="500" width="200" src="http://inlinethumb56.webshots.com/46519/2796807490102394771S425x425Q85.jpg"/><img height="500" width="200" src="http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/50/35/0000035035_20061021051619.jpg"/></p> <p>Rihanna’s new haircut: The Kenneth Parcell</p> <p>(fail).</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/272340609http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/272340609Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:50:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/271564554/tumblr_ku86k20cry1qzozqo&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><img height="285" width="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1oeI_YTvkMU/SpfwK4q3PbI/AAAAAAAASFI/jS3yz6n6TFA/s400/James-Dean-stern-phil.jpg"/></p> <p><b>Lady Gaga - Speechless</b></p> <p>Yes. I have been known to mock her.</p> <p>Yes. It is true that I find her to be so brutally unattractive that I don’t even want to post her image with this entry.</p> <p>Yes. I am convinced that she is the bastard child of Madonna and Gonzo.</p> <p>But, that being said, this song is an above average pop song.</p> <p>Kudos, Gaga. You win this round.</p> <p>Enjoy.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/271564554http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/271564554Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:02:26 -0500music<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku83jaTOgN1qzozqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku83jaTOgN1qzozqoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku83jaTOgN1qzozqoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku83jaTOgN1qzozqoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Blake Lively was actually pretty good hosting SNL tonight.</p> <p>Like I’ve said before, she’s adorable and hot, which is a pretty lethal combination. And now you can add “<i>committed to the bit”,</i> because she really put herself out there in some questionable skits.</p> <p>She reminds me of a girl I use to know, so the fact that I’m saying nice things about her is truly a testament to her likability.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/271518580http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/271518580Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:57:10 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7cjtZbTo1qzq9oyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is amazing. Now if only they could get Lindsay Lohan to stand next to him, we’d have both characters.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://ohaimia.tumblr.com/post/271382492/infinitebutterflies-audiogasm">ohaimia</a>)</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/271415684http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/271415684Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:08:12 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7tyskqcM1qzozqoo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> 1st Mistress, Rachel Uchitel<br/><br/> <img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7tyskqcM1qzozqoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> 2nd Mistress, Jaimee Grubbs<br/><br/> <img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7tyskqcM1qzozqoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> 3rd Mistress, Kalika Moquin<br/><br/> <img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7tyskqcM1qzozqoo5_400.jpg"/><br/> 4th Mistress, Jaime Jungers<br/><br/> <img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7tyskqcM1qzozqoo1_400.jpg"/><br/> Tiger's Wife, Elin Nordegren<br/><br/> <p>Oh Tiger.</p> <p>Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. You have everything! Millions of dollars, a fairly easy career that you love, and a smoking hot wife who gave you two kids.</p> <p>Dummy.</p> <p>This has to be pretty embarrassing for the wife to go through.</p> <p>Keep it in your pants, married celebrities.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/271302430http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/271302430Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7i11pCpk1qzozqoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Can I just say how much I HATE the NBC10 webpage? It looks like some sort of bootleg social network gone wrong. I mean, when you make Fox29 look professional, you’ve really done something wrong.</p> <p>Seriously, you’re suppose to be a reliable source for local news and sports coverage, not a knock-off Twitterfeed. Get your act together.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270992070http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270992070Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:12:36 -0500<p><img height="531" width="400" src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/07/24/mick_jagger_lead_narrowweb__300x431,0.jpg"/></p> <p><b>- “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha</b></p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270885825http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270885825Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:34:14 -0500<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_d5c518803a"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=d5c518803a" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=d5c518803a" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_d5c518803a" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Charlie Kelly’s Dance Moves</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270749614http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270749614Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:24:31 -0500It's always sunny<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku77fhY2Hl1qzozqoo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>And in watching that video of Charlie, I realized that I’ve seen those moves somewhere before…</p> <p>Oh right, every picture of me. Awesome.</p> <p>(Ed. Note: I think you can spot a trend…despite the fact that these pictures take place over a three year span, I always seem to be dancing when I’m in that Irish shirt. I may have to take it out of retirement.)</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270749182http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270749182Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:23:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/270708095/tumblr_ku75n63k0O1qzozqo&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><img height="250" width="400" src="http://www.buzzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/followill_brothersh3_20090209.jpg"/></p> <p>Kings of Leon - I Want You</p> <p>Not new, but I’ve been in a Kings of Leon kinda mood this morning and like this song, so I figured I’d share.</p> <p>Enjoy.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270708095http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/270708095Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:45:06 -0500music<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5reyex6A1qzozqoo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chris Breezy lookin’ FIERCE.</p> <p>Maybe he just beat the shit outta Rihanna cause she wouldn’t let him borrow her stilettos.</p> <p>(yes, this image is doctored, but just with the shoes/bag. That’s really how he’s standing and how tight his pants are.)</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/269757427http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/269757427Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:40:10 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/269361547/tumblr_ku59j5D6Zc1qzozqo&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><img src="http://i080.radikal.ru/0910/d3/f8c6f2839d05.jpg" width="400" height="400"/></p> <p>Hot Chelle Rae - Never Have I Ever</p> <p>I posted these guys a while back (<a href="http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/225203498/hot-chelle-rae-i-like-to-dance-this-song-is">I Like to Dance</a>). My iPod was on shuffle this morning and I came across this gem, and subsequently listened to it seven times in a row.</p> <p>Why haven’t these guys blown up yet? All they do is make happy music.</p> <p>Enjoy.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/269361547http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/269361547Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:13:00 -0500music<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/268124576/tumblr_ku3k9zEV7A1qzozqo&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><img height="215" width="400" src="http://blogs.westword.com/backbeat/pressshot3.jpg"/></p> <p>Pendulum - Propane Nightmares</p> <p>I don’t know how I feel about the overly digitized techno-y verses, but the chorus is undeniable. This was the only song I downloaded off their album, because I didn’t get a great vibe from the other song samples on iTunes, but I fully endorse this. Gets me pumped!</p> <p>Enjoy.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/268124576http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/268124576Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:10:47 -0500music<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1q17ZptI1qzozqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>James Dean</b></p> <p>The Originator of What the Kids These Days are Calling “Swagger”</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/266739276http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/266739276Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:19:55 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku0oy9srTP1qzozqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Eric and Minnie Mouse<br/><br/> <img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku0oy9srTP1qzozqoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Eric and an Eskimo<br/><br/> <img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku0oy9srTP1qzozqoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> Eric eating an Eskimo<br/><br/> <img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku0oy9srTP1qzozqoo6_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> Real Eric<br/><br/> <p>Halloween 2009 - Eric from True Blood</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/266356164http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/266356164Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:17:00 -0500<p><img height="344" width="344" src="http://careersecretsauce.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/mm-and-obama.jpg"/></p> <p><b>Michael Moore</b> wrote an email to <b>President Obama</b> regarding the decision to send more troops to Afghanistan.</p> <p><b>Take a minute and read</b> <a href="http://careersecretsauce.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/mm-and-obama.jpg">THIS</a>.</p> <p>I understand both sides of the argument. Afghanistan is a losing war, but at the same time its a nation with very real terrorist ties. This is why I couldn’t be president. You’re damned if ya do, and you’re damned if ya don’t.</p> <p>Don’t get me wrong, I am 100% in favor of bringing the troops home immediately. I just realize there could be major repercussions if we didn’t maintain appropriate intelligence and manpower there.</p> <p>Isn’t there just a way we could go ahead and perform an abortion on the entire middle east? They’ve proven time, and time again throughout history to be a bit of a constant pain in the ass.</p> <p><b>Things that section of the world has contributed to the global society:</b></p> <p><b>Arts:</b> 0<br/><b>Entertainment:</b> 0<br/><b>Science:</b> -125 for religious hindrances<br/><b>Technology:</b> 0 <br/><b>Philosophy:</b> 50 (a positive only bc of the most <b><i>basic</i></b> Islamic/Judeo-Christian values)<br/><b>Religion:</b> -500 (constant state of jihad/holy war has caused more death and suffering on Earth than any disease) <br/><b>Cuisine:</b> 0<br/><b>Natural Resources:</b> Future TBD (…come onnnn alternative fuel technology)</p> <p>I know, I know…they’re people too. Women, children, elderly, etc. We can’t just get rid of them.</p> <p>Grr. Arrgh.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/265214669http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/265214669Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:06:41 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzfdyduaU1qz8fgvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://philadelphiawilldo.com/post/265039617">willdo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>XOXO, <i>Eyewitness News</i>, for this awesome promo tag during last night’s <i>Gossip Girl</i>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Such breaking news stories from the CW. But where could these bullies have come up with the idea to attack red-haired kids?</p> <p>Oh, right…the CW airs old episodes of South Park at 1:30 AM, including the episode where they beat-up ginger kids.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/265137228http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/265137228Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:34:08 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/263757055/tumblr_ktxs8skXec1qzozqo&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><img height="213" width="400" src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/eRzxOQo1Lh9lgfa2K21zrLjTo1_500.jpg"/></p> <p>Jimmy Eat World - Last Christmas (Wham! cover)</p> <p>Enjoy.</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/263757055http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/263757055Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:17:16 -0500music<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/263725009/tumblr_ktxem9nXrw1qzx3s1&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><img src="http://cdn.idontlikeyouinthatway.com//pictures/20080818/john%20mayer%20batman%20hoodie%20august%2015/t/john%20mayer%20batman%201banner.jpg" width="400" height="463"/></p> <p><b>John Mayer - </b>All I Want For Christmas Is You (via <a href="http://luxmusicakhaos.tumblr.com/post/263589044/john-mayer-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-you-i">luxmusicakhaos</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Tis the season…</p> <p>woo.</p> <p>(PS- I tried googling some sort of John Mayer Christmas picture, and this came up…Santa….Batman…same difference. Plus that’s the greatest hoodie I’ve ever seen, so there’s that.)</p>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/263725009http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/263725009Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:39:00 -0500music<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktukrmSQK41qatl0yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thatcommonkid.tumblr.com/post/261410927/lady-gagas-snuggie">thatcommonkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lady Gaga’s snuggie</p> </blockquote>http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/263551772http://wernerpants.tumblr.com/post/263551772Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:13:00 -0500