SugarHouse, Philadelphia’s newest 24-hour casino, opened this week on Delaware Avenue. As with most Philadelphia grand openings, there were more people in the building than there were teeth. 

I’m just saying, there might be a legitimate argument as to why we get listed as the ugliest city in America as often as we do (go Google it if you don’t believe me, you hideous schlub). 

In any case, I hope those two GQ MFers hit big. Walmart won’t know what hit ‘em. And after? Free Old County Buffet for everyone!