The Asians invented karaoke. 

Donners of plaid shirts perfected country music.

In theory, this crooner has all the right ingredients to flawlessly pull-off a breath-taking rendition of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats”… in theory.

Instead, he makes like a Chinaman version of Dexter and really emphasizes the stabby parts.

It’s like if Genghis Khan and Reba had a baby. He clearly has Khan’s smile and Reba’s insatiable thirst for blood.