January 2010
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She's Just "Sittin On Top of the World"...If the...
You know who’s done some pretty terrific things for the recording industry in the past decade or so? Brandy. And by “done some terrific things for”, I mean “was completely and understandably abandoned by”.
Jesus, Moesha has not aged that well. Her eyes seem to no longer be on speaking terms as they’ve moved so far apart that they could easily fit a third one...
Sunday's Grammy Predictions
The 52nd annual Grammy Awards are this Sunday. They’re usually overhyped and underwhelming. Here’s what to expect:
Lady Gaga is supposedly doing a duet with either Beyonce or Elton John (either way that’s a whole lotta drag queen on one stage)
There will be yet another Michael Jackson tribute (ft. Celine Dion, Carrie Underwood, Usher, Smokey Robinson, and Jennifer...
WatchLiz Lemon’s Dealbreakers
The second one reminds me of…
… just sayin. Dude was in the biggest comedy of the year in 2009 and he picked Bridget Jones? Something’s up. Something is up that he’s picking anyone at all. Homeboy could be livin’ it up.
In Other News, Hayden Panettiere is Still Ugly and...
I simply don’t understand the appeal of this thing. I mean, if I put a suitcase in a cheerleader costume and a blonde wig, would people find that hot, too?
- Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2009 listed here at #36, above the likes of Charlize Theron, Rachel Bilson, and Carrie Underwood.
- FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 put her at #27, ahead of Rihanna, Marissa Miller, and Evangeline...
Introducing Apple's Newest Innovation...The iPad
Specs:
- 10 inches long, 6 inches wide
- Screen dimensions are 2 inches long, 2.5 inches wide
- 5 ounces
- Stores up to 64 GB of storage
- Ten Hours Battery Life
Key Features:
- Runs all the apps of the iPhone and iTouch
- Runs on a 4G Network
- Ultra Absorbant
- Odor Absorbing
- Can hold up to 30,000 songs
- Astonishingly Flexible
- Unbelievably Soft
- Features Video...
She Looks Like a Younger Lindsay Lohan.
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January 19th ---The Birthdate of Some of the...
I turn 25 in a few short hours. This means several things. For one, I’m now too old to be considered for MTV’s The Real World. Not that I ever would have applied (I prefer to drunkenly embarrass myself strictly off-camera. And with less socio-ethnic diversity.), but its disheartening to know that that door is closed now. It also means that every birthday I have past this one will...
500 Days of Spidey
Spider-Man 4 is being scrapped. Sam Raimi bailed, and without him and Tobey McSeabiscuit, Sony has decided to reboot the franchise, much like Batman Begins did for the Batman series.
Rumor has it that Sony has its eyes on several young directors to take over the series, including Marc Webb (Webb. Spider-Man. Really? Alright.) who directed this year’s 500 Days of Summer. Not to take...
It's Quittin' Time
This week has had a lot of shakeups in the world of television.
Jay Leno is taking back The Tonight Show from Conan O’Brien (Conan officially announced his resignation.)
Conan is most likely going to crush Wanda Sykes’ dreams by becoming Fox’s first nightly talk show.
Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol next year to focus on bringing his show The X-Factor to America.
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Coming This Spring to VH1...
Last Fall, we embarked on a journey. This Spring, the saga continues…
Are you single? Have you not made out with any of my friends? Are you not shamefully ugly or sinfully dumb? If you are a young lady who feels you match this description, YOU could be eligible for the Ry of Love 2!
All applicants must be:
between 21 and 25 years of age
funny (and not just just “funny for a...
Who Wore it Best?
Everyone seems to love those tabloid segments where they show three women wearing the same outfit to important event within the past couple months and then asking the question of who looked the best, so I figured why not do one of my own?
Here we have what appears to be the guy from V for Vendetta…
Ashlee Simpson
Two others in the same outfit are after the jump…
Bob Dylan
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Tila Tequila Needs to be Put Down
Yes, Wernerpants is alive and well. I’ve been busy lately. Now, simmer down, shut up, and let’s see how many racially insensitive things we can say about Tila Tequila. We’ll count this picture as one.
Casey Johnson, the former heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, is dead. The Hiltons & Co. are begging to remind us that deep down, despite her recent bouts of drug...
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The Spill Canvas - “Don’t Let Your Enemies Become...
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