December 2009
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Farewell 2009.
This Year I… … Loved. … Fought for what I wanted. … Lost. … Moved home. … Lost faith in people. … Finally understood heartbreak. … Saw a lot of movies. … Started reading again. … Did anything I could to keep my mind busy. … Truly disappointed myself. … Cried more than I’d like to admit. … Wrote letters to myself....
The 2009 Wernerpants Awards
Welcome to my boredom.
I have compiled a list of every new movie I’ve seen this year, along with an attached rating. I also have a list of new albums I’ve purchased. That being said, I didn’t feel like doing top ten lists for each category because I usually end up either napping or drinking and thus cannot post such lengthy, time-consuming blogs. So now I will half-ass it, and...
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WatchJulian Casablancas (ft. Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sans, and The Roots) - I Wish It Was Christmas Today
This made me like Julian Casablancas. Well done, sir.
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Mac from Always Sunny opening a real bar in Philly →
itsalwayssunny:
chelseam:
Via The Iladelph comes word that Rob McElhenney—probably better known as Mac on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia—has bought a bar in Philadelphia’s Old City neighborhood along with his wife Kaitlin Olson, who also plays Dee on the show.
On the popular FX show, McElhenney owns a bar with the other characters, and the fictional bar is called Paddy’s Pub. To add to...
Listen Up Everyone, Lil Mama Has Something to...
Rapper Basic-Cable Reality Show Judge Lil Bow Wow Mama has taken a shot at fellow female artist, and Lil Wayne protege Nicki Minaj for being a poor role model to young girls. Ray J had the following to say about Nicki:
“Nicki Minaj is a talented rapper. She’s out there, she’s doing her. What she represents, I don’t represent and she’s doing something different, that’s her lane. As the voice of...
WatchAs most people know by now, actress Brittany Murphy passed away this morning due to cardiac arrest. She was 32 years old.
SNL newbie Abby Elliot did her first (and probably last) impression of Murphy a few weeks ago during the episode’s Weekend Update. Apparently Murphy had recently been fired off of the project The Caller by its director Matthew Parkhill for “being a total detriment...
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Ke$ha (ft. 3oh!3) - BlahBlahBlah (Not safe for...
Bryan Singer Returns to X-Men Franchise
Bryan Singer officially signed on to develop X-Men: First Class for Fox. The film will serve as a prequel to the first film, which Singer also directed.
Also…
Go kill yourself Brett Ratner. Thanks.
Love,
Everyone who saw X3.
WatchRihanna - Hard
Because you know you love her.
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Waz - No Superman (Scrubs 2.0 theme song)
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The Top Grossing Actress of 2000-2009 is...
Forget Angelina, Jennifer, Cameron, Reese, and Drew…
The top grossing actress of the past decade?
Unless you’re a tween, nerd, pervert (raises hand), or muggle, you may not even recognize the attractive young lady pictured above. In that case, meet Emma Watson, star of the Harry Potter film series. The 19 year old actress has been attached to over 5 billion dollars in worldwide...
Jeremy Roenick Comment Aimed at Carter/Hartnell?
Former Flyer Jeremy Roenick made a comment about the Philadelphia locker room on December 10th. Roenick was being asked for his input on former Phoenix Coyotes teammate, Danny Carcillo’s “sucker punch” to Washington Capitals’ Matt Bradley, and in doing so, had the following to say about the team’s current morale in the dressing room:
“There’s somebody...
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Flyers' Wife Rumored to Be Reason for Terrible...
There is a RUMOR going around that the Philadelphia Flyers’ locker room is currently at odds with each other over mounting tensions between center, Jeff Carter and left wing, Scott Hartnell and an alleged affair going on between Carter and Hartnell’s crazy-hot wife, Lisa.
This would explain why the Flyguys have lost 11 of their last 16 games. The locker room looks like an episode of...
All the Single Ladies... All the Single Ladies...
It recently occurred to me, thanks to a few of my close female friends’ inquiries, that there is a shortage of single dudes in the Philadelphia area. All of my friends seem to either be just getting into new relationships, are almost married, or aren’t what I would call attractive enough to set up with one of my female friends. No offense fellas. Try maybe goin for a run every once...
Take Ten Seconds to Send a Thank You Note to the... →
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Pitbull - Girls (ft. my favorite, new hotmess,...
WatchA glimpse of Taco…
A Conversation I Just Had With My 17 Year Old...
Kevin: "Bruce Lee DIED?!"
Me: "Uh, yeah."
Kevin: "When?!"
Me: "Like a million years ago."
Kevin: "WHAT...?!"
Me: "Yeah, you heard OJ killed his wife, right?"
Kevin: "Oh wait...I'm thinkin' of Jet Li. ... My bad guys..."
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The Fray - Say When
I’ve had the album...
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Chiddy Bang - Kids (samples MGMT - Kids)
This...
WatchSo the close of 2009 brings with it the end of the first decade of the new millennium. Here is a video of nine year olds (which means that they were born in the year 2000…how old does that make YOU feel?) answering questions about “Hit Me Baby…One More Time”, the sound of dial-up, and Napster. Remember, these kids were barely a year old when September 11th struck.
WatchBillboard composed a list of the Top 40 One Hit Wonders of the 00’s.
Topping the list was Daniel Powter (he “Had a Bad Day”), who bested the likes of James Blunt, Crazy Town, Gnarls Barkley, Lou Bega, Blu Cantrell, Dream, and others.
Noticeably missing from the list?
Willa Ford’s “I Wanna Be Bad”.
Boy, was she the right kind of slutty…
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3oh!3 - I’m Good, I’m Gone
This is...