October 2010
13 posts
September 2010
27 posts
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Brothers From Another Mother
Today, a friend of mine sent me a link to a video from singer/songwriter/producer Sean Garrett. As many of his song’s that I’ve heard ((Beyonce’s Upgrade U, Usher’s Yeah, Ciara’s Goodies, Mario’s Break Up, Britney’s Toy Soldiers), I’ve apparently never seen what the guy looks like. Well, below is a picture of Sean and his brother, though, for the...
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WatchIf that right hook doesn’t kill him, emphysema and lung cancer will. Don’t smoke, kids. And also, don’t antagonize people who will own you and then upload it to the internet. Growing up is hard enough as it is…you don’t need a viral reminder that you’re a pansy following you through high school and college. Or in this kid’s case, high school and Burger...
WatchAnd now, kindly bow your heads in honor of the national anthem…
Lyrics:
“Oh oh say can you see By DONNST earl-early light We’re so prowly we hey By the… Twilights…that leaming Er, the rockets WERE glare And the Rockets were blurred (dramatic pause) *trumpet instrumental to close*”
Look, we didn’t say which nation’s anthem. Apparently, where this...
WatchThere’s threading the needle, and then there’s sausaging the donut.
Did he just call her “Beast”? She must’ve earned that nickname on account of her athletic prowess, because this PYT is clearly a Beauty.
PYT stands for Portly Young Thing, right?
WatchOh look, that’s what Ricky Martin’s been up to.
Sheesh. The gays always hangout with the homeliest girls.
Now get out of the way, girls. It’s all about making love to the camera, and right now, daddy’s trying to envision it like it’s a shirtless Zac Efron at Mardi Gras.
WatchYou should see what happens when she does the leg press.
WatchThe long-awaited sequel to “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead” — “Don’t Tell Mom, Dad’s a Pussy.”
Stolen from my friend Rachel's Facebook because I...
Chiropractors are not real doctors
I read recently of a ‘qualified’ chiropractor that has been using distance healing for quite some time, claiming he can heal you from his living room. There’s no need to visit his office, just call or write and he will do the rest. Apparently he discovered his special chiropractic skill while he was in his car; his foot hurt and he told it to realign...
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What Are You Doing December 1st, 2010?
Do you have a gripping, obsessive interest for films about ballet?
No?
What if I said the promotional poster featured this image?
and that the movie was from the director who brought you The Wrestler, The Fountain, and Requiem for a Dream?
Still on the fence?
Hmm…
Oh, right. There’s this.
WatchI’m glad to see that Disney got around to answering the pleas of my arduous letter writing campaign, and finally made a sequel to Operation Dumbo Drop.
So that’s what The Grimace has been up to these days.
WatchProof that all politicians only have one thing on their mind.
August 2010
17 posts
A Love Letter to the Women of My Hometown
Philadelphia.
My hometown.
The City of Brotherly Love.
Known for its vibrant character, my city is defined by the following: cheesesteaks, soft pretzels, a rich historical significance, diehard sports fans, and (unfortunately) our crime rate. This being said, I feel as though one essential, defining characteristic of our fine city is oft overlooked: our undeiniably unique female population.
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Amy Winehouse is looking a lot better.
In his next film, Sean Penn’s character is a really wealthy musician who is hunting down the murderer of his father, an ex-Nazi war criminal. The film, Hannah Montana 2: Ich Bin Ein Friend Till The End, hits theaters Christmas 2011.
WatchAh, a good, old-fashioned, zoophilic rump-shaker.
Judging by the :16 mark, the camera operator got the only angle that should be shown during daytime hours.
Her butt is a real pussy-magnet.
Foreigners… they don’t get our sense of humor, and we don’t get their resistance to personal hygiene, but one thing we can all agree upon…
She
WatchMeet the man, the myth, the derelict… Marvin Caribou.
Hobbies: Sniffing, shooting-up, doing drugs, and interrupting Smeagol mid-interview.
MTV: When I Was 17
Click to see a rare glimpse of R&B songstress Ciara before she was famous, from her upcoming episode of MTV: “When I Was 17”
NOW:
And, When CiCi was 17…(click to read more…)
THEN:
Ciara: “When I was seventeen, I was really starting to come into my own, I was really feelin’ Lil BowWow, and I was reppin A-town as a bad bitch.”
WatchIts funny, the pastor at my Church always reacts the same exact way. Don’t even get me started if we happen by a Chuck E. Cheese…boy, Fr. Clancy sure loved that place. I think its the pizza.
WatchAnd now, a rare glimpse into the daily dietary habits of the Septa subway fare collector lady.